So my lovely cupcake was kind enough to send me a little care package and inside were these Monster High trading Cards! I scanned some of them to share with you.
As you all know I am quite fond of Monster High Knock Offs but these take the CAKE! not ONLY are they bootlegs but they are bootlegs of fan characters! I didn’t scan the cannon characters but there is a lot of official art and stolen fan art- some of them same character more than once with different stats on each card.
These have got to be the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I don’t even know if you can call them trading cards. They are thinner than playing cards, they are one sided, the other side is just flat exposed cardboard. They seriously look and feel like something a 9th grader printed off in his spare time and cut apart with a box cutter.
The stats are just random numbers they don’t even make any sense. Kalli has lower stats than grace? shes a fucking warrior. It’s like someone just Googled Monster High and cropped every single thing that came up and slapped it onto a big hunk of cardboard.
I’m a little disappointed non of my chars are on here. But these are still super funny
OMFG CECE AND KARI ARE UP THERE IM FAMOUS BITCHES
Remember when my mh ocs i only drew once got put on bootleg trading cards
They are dancing to Evacuate the Dancefloor tbh
“It totally doesn’t suit me, right?! Pearl made me!!”
OK but consider this: AU where gem reproduction doesn’t suck and Rose is the crystal space rock queen and Steven is the prince.
Steven is still half-human and everything, but he only knows about Earth from his dad’s stories (and music CDs/DVDs Greg gives him as birthday presents) about it, so he gets curious and uses Lion’s portals to explore Earth (right under the pointy nose of Royal Advisor Pearl of course; if she realized he was going she’d have a panic attack. (Royal Guard Captain Garnet knows, of course lmao)). He discovers donuts and meets Connie (who he thinks is a princess, but she can’t explain to him how she isn’t haha).
GOd so I’m re-reading the german Mario comics and I forgot how hilarious they are. Here’s some bits from Wario’s Christmas tale (a comic that follows your run of the mill A Christmas Carol plot, with Wario as scrooge)
You got teen Mario slow dancing with Peach, who is amicably dealing with their height difference by scuffing him by the head and using her super strength to hold him at eye level:
Link, wearing the shortest tunic made by man, shaming Wario for his bad case of dumb bitch syndrome:
And my personal favourite. Wario visiting his own grave:
Desert Tourmaline 