GOd so I’m re-reading the german Mario comics and I forgot how hilarious they are. Here’s some bits from Wario’s Christmas tale (a comic that follows your run of the mill A Christmas Carol plot, with Wario as scrooge)

You got teen Mario slow dancing with Peach, who is amicably dealing with their height difference by scuffing him by the head and using her super strength to hold him at eye level:

Link, wearing the shortest tunic made by man, shaming Wario for his bad case of dumb bitch syndrome:

And my personal favourite. Wario visiting his own grave:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

kramergate:

beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

yesterdaysprint:

The Evening World, New York, April 5, 1906

weirdmageddon:

fandomshitposter:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

WE WERE GOING THROUGH STORAGE TO GET A STURDY BINDER FROM THE 80S FOR SCHOOL AND MULTIPLE COPIES OF THIS FELL OUT OF ONE OF MY MOMS JOURNALS IM SHITTING

im making photo copies of this when i get home

Pls upload a scan to let others make copies

i kept the vintage effects in. this is from the 80s, if not the late 70s

heres the full size, you can crop it as much as you need
or if you want the completely untampered scan here you go

fuckmountain2:

good content