GOd so I’m re-reading the german Mario comics and I forgot how hilarious they are. Here’s some bits from Wario’s Christmas tale (a comic that follows your run of the mill A Christmas Carol plot, with Wario as scrooge)
You got teen Mario slow dancing with Peach, who is amicably dealing with their height difference by scuffing him by the head and using her super strength to hold him at eye level:
Link, wearing the shortest tunic made by man, shaming Wario for his bad case of dumb bitch syndrome:
And my personal favourite. Wario visiting his own grave:
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
WE WERE GOING THROUGH STORAGE TO GET A STURDY BINDER FROM THE 80S FOR SCHOOL AND MULTIPLE COPIES OF THIS FELL OUT OF ONE OF MY MOMS JOURNALS IM SHITTING
im making photo copies of this when i get home
Pls upload a scan to let others make copies
i kept the vintage effects in. this is from the 80s, if not the late 70s